Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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