So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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