I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
The adults are the big ones right?
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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