Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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