And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
Randomize
