How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
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