if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
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