I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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