oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
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