He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
My Higher Power is John Stamos
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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