I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Randomize
