i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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