All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
they need to just BURY HIM!
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
bring money and cleavage
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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