Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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