Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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