There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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