summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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