I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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