I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
Randomize
