You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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