If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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