Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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