White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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