My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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