is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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