420 ftw
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
Randomize
