Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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