Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
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