Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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