hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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