I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
I went 670% over budget on my vacation. My accountant would flip if he weren't me.
How the fuck do you have so much free time?
Polyphasic sleep schedule.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Randomize
