things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
I have aggressive nipples.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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