I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
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