Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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