Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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