his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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