Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
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