Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
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