the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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