wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
I look better un-naked...
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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