piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
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