She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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