ya dads aren't the best wingmen
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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