:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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