he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
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