What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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