I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
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