Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
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