You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
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