I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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