why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I feel like abortions should bother me more
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
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