Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
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