biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
Are we still banned from the library?
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
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