Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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