My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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