its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
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